In the Doghouse ...

I decided that I liked my new handle and decided to extend it by becoming Dora the Destroyer of Cheeseplants - that didn't go down too well with the slaves when I destroyed a leaf and a half. I got into trouble for using two pot plants as litter trays. I don't see an issue with that, they have soil in them, that's where I go to the toilet. The weather was absolutely rubbish so we mostly stayed in yesterday, that's the only reason I needed to use the facilities inside. Then I accidentally became Dora the Destroyer of nice plant pot holders. It's not really my fault if things aren't fixed down and I jump on them is it? If I am truthful, it did make a rather satisfying crash as it bounced down the cellar and smashed. The slaves didn't see it that way - I suppose they have a point, it was at 6.30 and the alarm hadn't gone off.

So all in all, not a great 24 hours, wonder what I will get into trouble about next? Hmm, let's see now, those wine glasses look ripe for knocking off ...