A couple of weeks ago, despite my reputation as being brave. I ran in when I heard a really strange noise. All I can say is that it sounded like something saying "neighhhhhhhhh". It was weird. It sounded all warbly and went up and down a bit as well. I have been chatting to the others and they reckon that what I heard is something called a horse. Tollie reckoned they are quite friendly really although he said that he had a bit of trauma with one a few years back when he was a lad. He had been socialising with one and it put its head down. He said it had really enormous teeth so he ran home and hid.
Anyway, I have been out quite a bit this week. I put my harness on and trundle around the garden, poking my paw into any holes I find. I like doing that. I don't know what I might find but you never know where there might be some hidden biscuits! Between us, we have managed to make one of the holes bigger, so big in fact that I can get my head in! Mow that's what I call great fun.
I haven't seen much of Jaffa this week and when she is in, she just wants to sleep. Her mum says that it is just a phase she is going through and she is out looking for mice. I saw her go through the gate and over the road. I was interested to see whaere she went and what she did but decided to stay in the garden. A good decision as I had to run in again as a car went past.
I don't think that the slaves are actually very bright at all. First thing in the morning, I run to the door to go out but I have to do a lot of shouting before they put my harness on and take me out. Rose has been teaching me how to project my voice and how to inject pathos, desperation, despair and so on into it. She is really good at all that but she said that yes, it does take a while to get through to the slaves to get what you want. Luckily, yesterday, my harness was on the table by the door so I was able to show the slave exactly what I wanted by batting at it with my paw.
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